Two years ago, I wrote a little holiday ditty about an overly friendly encounter with my friends at the TSA. Since the holidays are upon us once again and because a lot of you have requested it, here is my gift to you: Click on the link below to download a free .mp3 copy of I’ll Be Groped for Christmas. And when I say free, I mean free – as in no strings attached. Share it with your friends, family, and random strangers on your favorite p2p or torrent site. Seriously, it’s yours. Happy holidays!