Merry Christmas y’all! There’s snow on the ground here in Wisconsin, and the in-laws’ annual giant popcorn tin has just arrived, so the holiday season is in full tilt here at our house. 2017 has been one heck of a ride, and frankly, I think everyone who’s simply managed to survive the year deserves a present. And let’s face it – some of us *ahem-me* still have some Christmas shopping to do. So I’ve got you covered:
From now through Sunday, December 17th, all physical merchandise here at my website is Buy One Get One Free (or BOGO, for the tragically hip out there). When I say everything, I mean everything – tees, CDs, posters…and yes, even VINYL.
Here’s how it works:
1) Go to my web store.
2) Buy yourself somethin’ fancy.
3) Me and the elves (ok, fine, my french bulldogs, but I bet I could totally find them elf costumes on Amazon) will lovingly pack up two of whatever it is you ordered and ship it off post-haste.
That’s all there is to it. Been eyeing the Bad Decision vinyl? Now you can get yours AND one for your bestie, too. For FREE. Think a Bad Decision tee would fit nicely in your nephew’s stocking? Grab one for him and a free one for your significant other while you’re at it. And no, I won’t tell your family and friends that you spent $0 for their present. It’ll be our little secret. Promise.
So what are you waiting for? Go take care of that holiday shopping and get yourself a lil’ somethin’ too (you’ve definitely earned it). Click here to snag your free goodies.
PS – if you order a tee shirt, please specify what size you’d like your freebie tee to be. There’s a little ‘Notes’ section that will pop up just prior to checkout. Write the requested size of your second tee there. Something akin to ‘same size for my free tee’ or ‘please make the free tee a Unisex Medium’ will do just fine.
PPS – To everyone who voted for the Radio Milwaukee Music Awards last month: THANKS. I so appreciate you taking the time to do so. I didn’t end up taking any hardware home, but it’s an honor to be nominated with a lot of other hard-working Milwaukee musicians. A big congratulations to all the winners.
fa la la,
-Roxi (Hey look, we got our Christmas tree up! Now if only we could get Haggis McHound and Odin Van Pooch to stop eating pine needles…)