Don´t read this, Dad. It is not for you.
You know the old saying, “When in Rome…”? Well, I guess I´ve modified it to “when in Mexico, do as the Danes do.” So. Topless sunbathing isn´t really a thing Mexicans do. In fact, I think it´s illegal. But I´m at an international resort filled with Norwegians, Germans, Greeks, and the Portuguese, among others. And quite frankly, I was just feeling a little out of place with two pieces to my bikini. So after a few short hours of willfully overcoming my American puritanism, I joined the crowd. And to be honest – it´s been fabulous. No pesky tan lines. Make sure to be generous with the sunscreen, though…